Dance Moms Episode 9 - "From Ballerinas to Showgirls"

This is the face of outrage over an ill-fitting costume.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 1 - "Back to Beverly Hills"

Dance Moms Episode 8 - "Love on the Dance Floor"

Abby Lee extols the healing powers of a greasy watermelon. photo - starcasm.net

Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 3 - "The Prince and I"

Patti takes Groupon Daniel to a land called 2009, where fedoras are cool.

The Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 2 - "The Chauvinist and the Playboy"

Tori Spelling, the best example of modern motherhood available on the day this show was filming.

Dance Moms Episode 6 - "Dying to Dance"

SICKLE FEET! photo - liftetime.com

The Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 1 - "There's No Place Like Home"

Patti's back, and with a new face! photo - bravotv.com

Dance Moms Episode 5 - "When Stars Collide"

A "casting agent" scouts in Pittsburgh, the nation's hotbed of young, promising talent. photo - lifetime.com

Flipping Out Episode 5 - "Dropping the Axe"

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The Bachelorette Episode 9

Constantine does not like Ashley on a plane, he does not like her in the rain, he does not like her in the heat, he does not like her in a suite... photo - ABC.com

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Episode 5 - "Kendall Goes on Birth Control"

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 5 - "Ill Communication"

The Bachelorette Episode 8

"Ames and the Giant Magnolia Tree", by Roald Dahl. photo-abc.com

Keeping Up with The Kardashians Episode 4 - "Thicker Than Water"

Real Housewives of New York Episode 15 - "Video Killed the Countess"

Sonja learns to do the "Kirk Douglas." photo - bravotv.com

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 4 - "D-Day"

Not even Bruno Mars can save us. photo -mtv.com

The Bachelorette Episode 7 -

Ashley contemplates how she's going to send Ryan home before he stuffs her lifeless corpse in a Taiwanese trash can. photo - abc.com

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 3 - "Underdog Day Afternoon"

CT menacingly close-talking with another dude is a familiar sight on the challenges. photo - mtv.com

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