Monday, July 30, 2018

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 3 - "Tres Amigas"

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Shannon waits for Vicki and Tamra at the Puerto Vallarta airport...

SHANNON BEADOR - We're in Mexico, and you know what that means!

AIRPORT EMPLOYEE - Appreciation of our rich heritage, and educational visits to important cultural sites? 

SHANNON BEADOR - If by "rich heritage" you mean tequila out of a penis-shaped plastic cup, and by "important cultural sites" you mean rotting dive bars frequented by white people in their fifties. 

AIRPORT EMPLOYEE - Sure. Fuck it. **wipes up their broken glass and urine**

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