STACEY FARISH - I'm ZANY! **Yanks extension out of her hair** Look! It's fake!
JEFF LEWIS - I had no idea.
STACEY FARISH - Where's Sarah? I need my giggly girl talk time to appear "hip" and "with it".
JEFF LEWIS - She was fired yesterday.
STACEY FARISH - Good. Her butt's too big.
JEFF LEWIS - But look who I brought instead? Jenni Pulos!
STACEY FARISH - The lesbian?
JENNI PULOS - I'm straight.
STACEY FARISH - How can you be straight and look so fugs?
JEFF LEWIS - Whoa, whoa, are you saying gay people have to be unattractive?
STACEY FARISH - Yep! I'm CRAZY!
JEFF LEWIS - So, uh, Stacey, what do you think about an area rug with puce?
STACEY FARISH - Whatever. Hey, knock knock!
JEFF LEWIS - Who's... there?
STACEY FARISH - Blow job.
JEFF LEWIS - Blow job who?
STACEY FARISH - Blow job I have to give my husband to pay for the puce area rug. Hahahahahaha!
**Silence**
STACEY FARISH - You two have no sense of humor. Miss Souvlaki 1992 over here still thinks recording the Watch What Happens Live theme song is some kind of accomplishment.
JEFF LEWIS - Stacey, how about a padded toilet seat! **walks toward bathroom**
STACEY FARISH - **whispers to Jenni** Listen here, fucker, I'm the funny one on this show now. ME.
JEFF LEWIS - Changed my mind about the padded toilet seat.
STACEY FARISH - Hey, camera man! Over here. I'm going to give Jenni some "life advice." Ahem. Jenni, fix your scarf and lighten your hair maybe you'll get married someday. But probably not. **yanks out Jenni's hair extension** I'm ZANY!
what a PIG that woman is - but really, there ARE no words to describe her!!!
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