Real Housewives of Orange County Episode 6 - "What a Difference a Year Makes"

The photo booth at Six Flags now offers a scene from Madonna's "Take a Bow" video. Photo - Bravotv.com 

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Rule #1 - After your foreclosure auction, set up separate "His & Hers" newspaper piles in the cardboard box.
'Real Housewives of Orange County's' Alexis and Jim Bellino share 6 of their many relationship rules

Next up: "Jasmine Guy's Guys." It's a dating show.

Sinbad joins the club of celebrities with reality series

Pubes the cast left behind on the toilet seat can be yours for an extra $50 a month.
‘Jersey Shore’ house now for rent

Read about the dating tribulations of a woman who might be legally retarded.
Harsh reality hurts Audrina's ex-lover Corey Bohan

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Dina Manzo lands a show about party planning on HGTV. She'll use a black and white color scheme for Joe Giudice's "Welcome Home from Jail" celebration.
'Housewife' Dina Manzo getting her own series

Speaking of jail, Apollo Nida. 

'Housewives' Star -- Mistakenly Handcuffed By Feds

Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. 
Jake Pavelka Runs Away From Ex Vienna Girardi

Important biographical information about a woman who spends all day taking hair off of vaginas.
Real Housewives of New York's Cindy Barshop: 5 Things to Know

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Someone with a shitty voice feels bad for someone with a good voice.
Jennifer Lopez Tells American Idol's Pia Toscano to 'Have Faith'

Audrina's mom gives other Embarrassing Drunk Moms of Reality Stars (ahem, Ronnie Magro-Ortiz) a run for their money.

Reality Family Feud! Audrina Patridge's Mom Calls Out the Kardashians!

He would do anything for love, including accusing someone of stealing his paint when it's really in a plastic bag in the corner.
Gary Busey on Meat Loaf's 'Apprentice' explosion: 'I don't know if this is real or put on'

Maybe the Redskins Cheerleaders will take her back.
Michaele Salahi: There Can't Be a Real Housewives of D.C. Without Me

Real Housewives of New York Episode 1 - "Grin and Bare It"

Ramona Singer gives "tips" to young job candidates. Three have since killed themselves. Photo - Bravotv.com

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He's pursuing a career in entertainment? What the fuck is he going to do? Charge people to watch him get drunk and break picture frames?
Ology Exclusive: Interview With Adam Royer ('Real World Las Vegas')

Maybe they can straighten each others' hair post-coitus.

American Idol contestants Casey Abrams and Haley Reinhart enjoy an off-screen romance

What do Italy and Jenni "J-Woww" Farley have in common? No joke -  I really want to know. She's, like, Irish or some shit.
Italy trip delayed for 'Jersey Shore' cast?

Casting call for fans of the "Poor Man's Anita Baker."
Does your entire family love Toni Braxton? Now Casting

The Real World Las Vegas Episode 5 - "Playas Gettin' Played"

Adam make a persuasive case against wearing sunglasses in the club. Photo - MTV.com

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Linda Richman 2.0 tells her side.
Jill Zarin: Why I decided to come back to 'Real Housewives of New York'

The first book will include a chapter called "Beef Curtains and You."

Lauren Conrad lands three-book deal with HarperCollins

Getting dumped by a man in a wig can make you do crazy things. Just ask Big Poppa.
Rock of Love Reality Trainwreck Faces the Music Over Booze Cruise

MTV will document the one group of people dumber than teens who think the pull-out method is reliable contraception.
MTV hooks up with 'Catfish'

Reality News

What will she do at her 41st birthday party? Set the bartenders on fire? Unload a machine gun on her in-laws?

Bethenny Ever After Renewed for Third Season

Because treating your alcoholic sister like shit is a full-time job.

'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills': Kyle Richards might be out.

The fat jokes write themselves.
Video: Kirstie Alley falls, recovers nicely on ‘Dancing with the Stars

If a chubby, balding, Ed Hardy-clad father of 8 can find a date, why not his ex-wife? Just kidding. She sucks.
Kate Gosselin dating?!

Reality News

The talent portion will feature Kim G hugging the bottom of a pole with her ass crack showing.

EXCLUSIVE: Real Housewife Kim G Wants To Become Real Beauty Queen

So this should really just be called "Actor Wives". Because wrestling is fake. Get it?

Wrestling Wives Team Up For Reality Show

Let the "That Baby's Going to Be Really Tall" jokes commence.
Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom Want to Have a Baby..."Hopefully Soon"!

I feel sad for the paparazzi that have to work the Anderson, Indiana beat.
Picture This: Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley All Smiles

Real Housewives of Orange County Episode 5 - "No Hate"

The housewives take time out of their busy schedules of relaxing and getting spa treatments to attend a party about relaxing and getting spa treatments.

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Joe Giudice, looking extra "juicy and delicious" in his mug shot. 

MUG SHOT: NJ House Hubby Joe Giudice – See It Here

Emily Maynard has to invest in some skinny jeans and PBR if she's ever going to make it in Austin. An ironic mullet would really seal the deal.

'Bachelor' update: Emily Maynard is moving to Texas for Brad Womack

Lil' Jon would make a great running mate. He's got the public speaking enthusiasm to rival Howard Dean, and it's time someone in federal government had dreads. 
Trump for President in 2012? Maybe. Trump for Trump? Without Question.

Snooki makes more money than Toni Morrison, Britney Spears makes more money than Placido Domingo, Wee Man makes more money than smart short people. That's the way of the world.
Sideshow: Snooki delivers $32,000 pearls of wisdom

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Dionne Warwick is an asshole. Was she always an asshole, or is she now just an asshole in an old-person way?
Dionne Warwick speaks up about 'Celebrity Apprentice': In tune or sour note?

But what about Dwight? WHAT ABOUT DWIGHT????
All six ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ set to be back for season four

Donn Gunvalson and Vicki Whatever-the-Fuck-Her-Last-Name-is-Now attempt to sell their fugly McMansion.
'O.C. Real Housewife' -- Buy, Buy House

So it's official - Tamra Barney and Eddie Judge are just beards for each other. That explains the whole "chugging wine to make sex bearable with someone of the opposite sex" thing.
Tamra gets naked with lesbian friend on 'Housewives'

The Real World Las Vegas Episode 4 - "Three Hookups and a Breakup"

Nany and Adam have a romantic lunch at a restaurant inside of a casino.

The Real World Las Vegas Episode 3 - "Stands By Me"

Two cast members "play pool", as the kids are calling it nowadays.

Real Housewives of Orange County Episode 3 - "A New Lease on Life"

If the RHOC camera men had to pick their favorite episode to film, it would be this one. Because Jim and Alexis gave them free toast in La Jolla.

Kourtney & Kim Take New York Episode 8 - "A Dash of Respect"

Scott Disick poses for Men's Ass, the second-most jerked-off to porno mag in Lower Manhattan.

The Real World Las Vegas Episode 2 - "Bottles, Bromance and Broken Hearts"

Adam and Mike reenact a scene from "Frat Pad".

Real Housewives of Miami Episode 4 - "Waterfront & Center"

Sometimes you're just so in love that you have to get married this very second. Or, the groom's visa is about to expire.

The Bachelor Finale

Brad Womack owns bars and breaks hearts.