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| Nany and Adam have a romantic lunch at a restaurant inside of a casino. |
At a really competitive-like go cart track...
DUSTIN - Suck my dust, son.
MIKE MIKE - That's what your Frat Pad roommate said.
DUSTIN - I'm talking about go carts, son.
ADAM - Oh look. I just won. At go carts.Woo hoo.
DUSTIN - But I've been practicing at go carts since I was weaned from my mother's breast at the tender age of 14.
ADAM - It's ok. It was just dumb luck. No biggie.
DUSTIN - It is a biggie. To quote a "No Fear" shirt I still wear when I actually decide to wear a shirt, "Second Place is the First Loser."
HELPFUL GO CART TRACK EMPLOYEE - Hey Dustin! Here's a second place ribbon and a gift certificate to Claim Jumpers. Come back soon!
DUSTIN - FUCK YOU! **stabs helpful go cart employee in the chest**
MIKE MIKE - Way harsh, Dusty. Do you have to win all of the time?
DUSTIN - Huh?
MIKE MIKE - All you do is talk about yourself and how you're good at useless things like riding on an animal's back and stroking your friends' penises on camera.
DUSTIN - Really? Is that true?
HEATHER - It's true. While we were having sex you mentioned that Adam stayed on the bull longer than you three times.
DUSTIN - But bull riding is kind of relevant in that situation, if you think about it...
HELPFUL GO CART TRACK EMPLOYEE - Um, hello? I'm sort of, like, dying here. Because you stabbed me in the chest.
DUSTIN - This is really enlightening. Maybe I should see a therapist.
HELPFUL GO CART TRACK EMPLOYEE - Lil' help? Anybody? No? **dies**
ADAM - This dead dude lying on the ground is making me horny.
NANY - Me too.
LEROY - Me too.
NAOMI - Me too.
DUSTIN - Me three.
HEATHER - Eh, I could screw.
**they all have sex, while Mike reads the bible over the dead dude's corpse**
MIKE MIKE - I love Vegas.
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