Kourtney & Kim Take New York Episode 8 - "A Dash of Respect"

Scott Disick poses for Men's Ass, the second-most jerked-off to porno mag in Lower Manhattan.

SCOTT DISICK - Dale, shave my butt.

DALE - Huh?

SCOTT DISICK - You heard me. I'm posing for Men's Ass, the second-most jerked-off to porno mag in Lower Manhattan.

DALE - I thought I was just going to run errands for you. Maybe get coffee, pick up dry-cleaning?

SCOTT DISICK - I can do that shit myself. But shaving my ass takes a second pair of eyes, to make sure it's smooth and flawless.

DALE - Gee, I dunno. My father always told me if another man asks you to shave his privates, make sure you think it through thoroughly.

SCOTT DISICK - Fine. I'll give you five minutes to think about it.

**silence**

DALE - Ok, I'll do it!

SCOTT DISICK - Thatta boy!

DALE - **gets to work** I think we might need a second pack of razors for this one...

KHLOE KARDASHIAN - What the fuck is going on here?

SCOTT DISICK - Oh, hey, Khlo.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN - I try to spend a few months enjoying NBA wife-type married bliss with my NBA-player husband, who plays for the LA Lakers, and this is the kind of shit that goes on?

SCOTT DISICK - We're preparing for my photo shoot with Men's Ass, the second-most jerked-off to porno mag in Lower Manhattan.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN - Oh. Carry on then.

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN - Hey, guys. Oooooh, great job, Dale! You were made for this job.

DALE - Uh, thanks.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN - Watching Dale shave Scott's ass reminds me that I'd really like to go out to dinner. Wanna join me, Kourt?

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN - Sure. Let's blow off Kim and the stupid Dash grand opening.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN - Sounds good.

KIM KARDASHIAN - Were are you guys going? We have to be at Dash in 20 minutes. Kanye's waiting.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN - We're going to get dinner together. Alone.

KIM KARDASHIAN - But what about me?

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN - We just don't like you as much.

KIM KARDASHIAN - Why? Because I won't wear stupid animal hats?

KHLOE KARDASHIAN - Pretty much. Well... bye! **Kourtney and Khloe leave.**

KIM KARDASHIAN - Fucking bitches. **sits and watches Dale shave Scott's ass** Missed a spot.