
The gang hits the beach...
DANIELLE - Well, I've got to go catch a train. Big presentation in Milwaukee this week.
HANNAH - I thought it was Chicago.
DANIELLE - That was last week. My company was created specifically to give presentations in Midwestern markets. **leaves**
LINDSAY - So, Jordan, how was hooking up with Danielle?
JORDAN - It was just a make-out. I've gone further with my cousin Chad.
LINDSAY - But who do you like more? Paige or Danielle? And, yes, I am well into my 30s, why do you ask.
JORDAN - To put it kindly, Paige is the one you take to internet church while you facetime with your grandma.
PAIGE - Aw.
JORDAN - And Danielle is the one you throw into a trash heap on Sunday, two days before it's picked up by Streets and San.
KYLE - He's got a way with words, this one.

Kyle and Amanda visit the plant of their new beverage venture, while the manufacturer prepares a tasting...
KYLE - I'm feeling good about this venture. It's another Four Loko in the making.
BEVERAGE MANUFACTURER - **to Amanda** And you're his partner?
AMANDA - I'm just here to support him by criticizing his drinking habits.
KYLE - That's all she ever does. Literally.
AMANDA - One time I chopped vegetables passive-aggressively.
KYLE - You see, I cheated on her.
AMANDA - He cheated on me. But he was blacked out.
KYLE - And I regret it. I'm never gonna find taters like this on another girl.
AMANDA - Aw. That's sweet. **they kiss **
BEVERAGE MANUFACTURER - Do you two want to, uh, taste the product? **looks at his watch**
KYLE - This guy's got a lot to learn about products developed solely for the sake of a reality show storyline.

The bros have bro time at the house...
KYLE - Bro time, Bro!
CARL - Send it!
JORDAN - It's already been sended!
CARL - Lit!
KYLE - Fleek!
CARL - Millennial term I might be too old to use!
KYLE - But seriously. Jordan, tell us about the inner workings of your heart. Have you found love this summer?
JORDAN - You may have heard my trash heap metaphor earlier. It still stands.
DANIELLE - **pops out of nowhere** Hey, guys!
JORDAN - Fucknuts.
DANIELLE - Don't worry, I didn't hear. Oxy.
JORDAN - I know which pharmaceutical company I'm giving thanks to during my next internet church session.

Danielle meets the girls out for dinner...
LINDSAY - Hey, just to follow up on the mountain of humiliation we've piled upon you, Jordan isn't in to you.
HANNAH - He said it to all of us. And now we are saying it to you.
DANIELLE - If I was capable of thinking about anything beyond "the D", I'd be extremely upset with the immature way this has been communicated.
**the girls awkwardly sip their drinks**
DANIELLE - But I'm not. Party on, Wayne! **they toast**

The gang comes home after a long day of drinking to find Hannah in bed...
PAIGE - Man oh man, do you miss out by not doing coke.
HANNAH - It's ok. I was ranked 15th in the country in tennis in high school.
PAIGE - This has nothing to do with tennis. At all.
HANNAH - Everything has to do with tennis.
EVERETT - **sneaking into Lindsey's room** Lindsey, it's time to make some Love.
HANNAH - See?
THE END.
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