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| Vicki's gotten her tongue stuck on things, too. During a THREESOME. |
At dinner in Whistler...
VICKI GUNVALSON - **spotting Lauri** Who invited HER?
ALEXIS BELLINO - I did. I'm hoping she'll have more juicy shit to share with us. I mean - ugh, I hate drama! Where's my Bible?
LAURI WARING PETERSON - Vicki, the only reason I started this is because you shared a letter George's ex-mother-in-law's proctologist's fuck buddy wrote with Jeana Keough.
VICKI GUNVALSON - So? Back then I shared everything with Jeana. Let's just say Donn was very satisfied.
LYDIA MCLAUGHLIN - **shudders** Eyucch.
LAURI WARING PETERSON - Revenge is a dish best serve cold, seven years later when you really need the money and Andy Cohen is knocking on your door.
VICKI GUNVALSON - I don't need this. I'm out to whoop it up at Andales.
LYDIA MCLAUGHLIN - Wrong country.
VICKI GUNVALSON - Damn it.
Heather calls Tamra from the car...
HEATHER DUBROW - Hi, Tamra. Just calling to let you know I'm done filming MALIBU COUNTRY, the show only I was asked to appear on.
TAMRA BARNEY - I'm good, thanks for asking. Gretchen is still claiming she was asked to appear on that show, too.
HEATHER DUBROW - Wrong! They only work with professional actors on MALIBU COUNTRY. It's 2013's Hope & Faith.
TAMRA BARNEY - I dunno... She said they asked her to play herself.
HEATHER DUBROW - Say wha now? MALIBU COUNTRY wouldn't do that... Would they?
TAMRA BARNEY - Not sure, but I'm about to stick my tongue on some ice to see what happens.
HEATHER DUBROW - That's a bad idea.
TAMRA BARNEY - **incomprehensibly** Too late. **hangs up**
HEATHER DUBROW - **whispers to herself** Malibu Country.
The women go snowmobiling...
VICKI GUNVALSON - Can't we go faster? I've been riding snowmobiles since I was born!
GRETCHEN ROSSI - If you're trying to impress us, you're failing indiscrepancyly.
VICKI GUNVALSON- Oh yeah? How about this? **drives off course into a ditch, pees herself**
GRETCHEN ROSSI - I'm starting to really appreciate my 34 year old body and it's bladder function.
THE END.
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