Dance Moms Recap, Episode 23 - "Two Girls, One Solo"

At Candy Apples...

ANTHONY BURRELL - Well, my dad died ten minutes ago.

CATHY NESBITT-STEIN - Oh no. Don't you want to take the day off?

ANTHONY BURRELL - NO! I will NEVER. STOP. CHOREOGRAPHING.

CAHTY NESBITT-STEIN - Eek. Ok, sorry.

ANTHONY BURRELL - Gino and Zack, you two are going to play the part of me and my father. The dance will involve hugging, kissing, and loving.

CATHY NESBITT-STEIN - Won't that look kind of...  gay?

ANTHONY BURRELL - NO!

**dance looks totally gay**



At Abby Lee Miller Studios...

ABBY LEE MILLER - Brooke, you have breasts, a menstrual cycle, and a mortgage. I think it's time to move you up to the senior group. 

KELLY HYLAND, BROOKE'S MOM - But that could potentially result in less air time for me!

ABBY LEE MILLER - Right. Brooke, to acclimate you to the senior group, I'm going to pimp you out to one of our male dancers.

KEVIN - Sup, baby gurl.

BROOKE HYLAND - **shyly** Hi.

KEVIN  - I'm gonna smash cake in your face so hard, you're not gonna know what hit you.

BROOKE HYLAND - Won't it be cake that hit me?

KEVIN - Shut up! I ask the questions here!

ABBY LEE MILLER - Wonderful, I think you two are gonna have a great time tonight. Wear a condom.


The End.