"This is a picture of a pretty city." |
At EOC...
CLAUDIA MARTINEZ REARDON - It looks like we're going to have to close End of Century.
CHANTAL CHADWICK - Perfect, because I am moving to Paris.
CLAUDIA MARTINEZ REARDON - The place where you got a lung infection?
CHANTAL CHADWICK - Yes. Infections suit me.
CLAUDIA MARTINEZ REARDON - So you thought starting a business for a month and then skipping town was a good plan?
CHANTAL CHADWICK - Sure. It's not like I invested my own money.
**Claudia sobs**
CHANTAL CHADWICK - Well... bye.
Claudia meets Angela for dinner...
ANGELA PHAM - I have an announcement to make.
CLAUDIA MARTINEZ REARDON - Is it an announcement if you're only telling one person?
ANGELA PHAM - Don't forget the camera men surrounding us. I certainly haven't. **winks at camera** I purchased a really expensive purse. Like an adult. Who purchases really expensive purses.
CLAUDIA MARTINEZ REARDON - Congrats. I went into business with a habitual liar and am broke and alone and might kill myself.
ANGELA PHAM - Oh, and check this out - built in close-up mirror!
Angela meets up with Chantal...
ANGELA PHAM - I have an announcement to make.
CHANTAL CHADWICK - Before you do, can I just say... great purse!
ANGELA PHAM - See? You get me. Oh, bee tee dubs, Claudia called you a habitual liar.
CHANTAL CHADWICK - She's just butt hurt because I'm moving to Paris and leaving her in financial ruin.
ANGELA PHAM - Totes.
Maggie shows up for her first day at Bernaducci...
MAGGIE SCHAFFER - So, what would you like me to do first? Count pebbles or separate plastic bags?
MR. BERNADUCCI OWNER - Well, gee, if you would have shown initiative like that in your interview, maybe we would have given you the job.
MAGGIE SCHAFFER - Excuse me?
AMY POLIAKOFF - **tap dances into frame, singing** "Whoooooo wants a MACCHIATO???"
MR. BERNADUCCI OWNER - Amy really has that special something we were looking for. She also got her hair specially feathered.
MAGGIE SCHAFFER - Wait... I didn't get the job? But I already quit Eli Klein!
MR. BERNADUCCI OWNER - I hear Duane Reade is hiring.
THE END.
oh this was great!
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