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On a taxi ride in Marrakesh...
RAMONA SINGER - Where's Aladdin?
SONJA MORGAN - This certainly doesn't look the Desert Passage Shoppes at Planet Hollywood.
RAMONA SINGER - Ew, look. A poor person.
SONJA MORGAN - Aka, "street rat!"
RAMONA SINGER - Haha! Good one.
ALEX MCCORD - You two don't travel much, do you?
RAMONA SINGER - Sure we do. Miami Beach, La Jolla...
SONJA MORGAN - Key Biscayne, Newport Beach...
RAMONA SINGER - Palm Beach, Laguna...
ALEX MCCORD - Ok, all those places you listed are either in the South Florida metro area or the Southern California metro area.
SONJA MORGAN - We happen to like Gloria Estefan and fish tacos. So?
RAMONA SINGER - Yeah, and lots of people in those regions speak Spanish.
SONJA MORGAN - BOOYAH! **they high five**
RAMONA SINGER - Check it! A shantytown!
SONJA MORGAN - Slumdog Millionaire called, it wants it's set back!
RAMONA SINGER - Buuuuuuuuurn!
ALEX MCCORD - That's not even the same country, you fucking idiots.
SONJA MORGAN - Moroccan person, other brown person, potato potahto.
TAXI DRIVER - **whispers to Alex** Miss, would you like to get out here?
ALEX MCCORD - Is this the hotel?
TAXI DRIVER - We're still a mile away. But I'm going to take these two assholes out to the dessert and leave them there to die. Get out while the gettin's good.
ALEX MCCORD - Later, dudes. **jumps out of the moving vehicle**
RAMONA SINGER - Where she going?
TAXI DRIVER - She had to, uh, run a few errands. Now who wants to see where they filmed the magic carpet ride scene in Aladdin?
SONJA MORGAN, RAMONA SINGER - WE DO! WE DO!
TAXI DRIVER - Heeeere weeee goooooo! **cuts the wheel into the dust**
The End.
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