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At the Christening...
JOEY GORGA - You know what the real problem is here? Joey G.
MELISSA GORGA - So... You?
JOEY GORGA - No, the other Joey G.
GUY AT THE TABLE WHO LENT THE GIUDICES MONEY - Joey Greco? That guy starts a lotta shit. Why can't we have a mistress? Let's go after the real criminals here, the mulignan, ok?
JOEY GORGA - No, idiots. My brother-in-law, Juicy Joe Giudice.
MELISSA GORGA - I'll tell you one thing. That nickname is spot on. He's juicy, delicious, succulent, luxurious and savory.
JOEY GORGA - You can stop now.
TERESA GIUDICE - **approaches the table** Congratulations!
JOEY GORGA - What the fuck you just say to me?
TERESA GIUDICE - Congratulations?
JOEY GORGA - Yeah. Say that shit again. To my face.
TERESA GIUDICE - Uhhh... Congratulations?
JOEY GORGA -**pounds on the table** You fucking piece of garbage!
JUICY JOE GIUDICE - Hey, man, lay off my wife. We've both had some serious indigestion today.
JOEY GORGA - Doesn't matter, even if you a Crohn's outbreak in white pants, FAMILY FIRST!!!! **Joey G punches the other Joey G, all hell breaks lose.**
TERESA GIUDICE - Don't just stand there, Audriana! Fight for your family!
PAPA GORGA - I did not leave Sala Consilina for this shit. **peaces**
RANDOM DUDE WITH FACE EDITED OUT - **stands on a table** Stop fighting! This is a christening, motherfuckers! **hurls himself into crowd.**
MELISSA GORGA - That guy who just stood on a table while cussing at the top of his lungs about us acting right at a christening is right! This is about Jesus!
JOEY GORGA - You're right. What was I thinking? **pounds a shot** Somebody's gotta clean this mess up.
GINO GORGA - I'll do it, daddy.
JOEY GORGA - Haha, that's women's work, Gino. Get at it, Melissa.
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