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| After fancy limo rides from McCarran Airport, the cast is taken to their new digs at... Circus Circus. |
LEROY - Circus Circus? I didn't leave Michigan to live in this shit hole.
MICHAEL - What's wrong with Circus Circus? There are rides here! Wheeeeeee!
HEATHER - I'm not sure I can be fully "impulstrative" here. There are children around.
DUSTIN - This will make an interesting sequel to "Frat Pad." We'll call it "Shitty Double Room in an Aging Budget Casino Hotel Pad."
HEATHER - You were in a frat? Cool!
DUSTIN - Uh, yeah. A fraternity... Sig Sig Kap. Bro.
ADAM - I actually feel pretty at home here. The patrons at Circus Circus remind me of the thugs chillin' on the mean streets of Falmouth, Maine.
NANY - I like your gold chain.
ADAM - Take a number, ho.
NANY - Excuse me?
ADAM - I meant... I would totally marry you, if I wasn't so shy around attractive girls. **shrugs, bats eyelashes**
NANY - Awww... That's so sweet!
NAOMI - I can already tell I'm going to be the Jacquese of this season. I've gotten, like, two minutes of camera time.
MICHAEL - Don't be sad, first not-white person I've ever seen. I'll read you some Scripture to make you feel better.
NAOMI - Please. Don't.
LEROY - Man, Circus Circus does have a surprising array of amenities. Can you imagine the freaky stuff you could do with a female in a ball pit?
MICHAEL - Like Jesus said, never judge a book by its cover.
LEROY - He said that?
MICHAEL - Yep. He was a big reader.
ADAM - Speaking of females, there are hundred of little ones running around the arcade.
HEATHER - Ew! That's even grosser than this ice skater-inspired pink mini-dress I'm wearing!
ADAM - Sorry. You can take the boy out of juvie...
NANY - But you can't take juvie out of the boy?
ADAM - Huh? No. You can just take them out. I got a plea deal.
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