Sunday, March 6, 2011

Kim & Kourtney Take New York Episode 6 - "Dream a Little Dream"

THE DREAM  - Sing for me, baby. Show the world that you're famous for more than a massive vagina.

KIM KARDASHIAN - Ok, here goes nothing. Hope I can compare to the other singing Kim, Ms. Zolciak. **talking**

I'm going out tonight.
And I'm gonna work like I'm paying my bills.

KIM KARDASHIAN - **talking**
Oh yeah, hitting the club.
Wearing clothes n' stuff.
THE DREAM - You're better than Christina Milian! I mean that!

KIM KARDASHIAN - **talking**
Doing what I do.
Living how I live.
Letting strangers touch my tush for mad dollars. 

THE DREAM - I think I might DIE! That's how good this is!

SCOTT DISICK - Are you for real, The Dream? She's not even singing - she's just talking.

THE DREAM - Dude, I'm trying to get laid here.

SCOTT DISICK - Oh, right. Carry on.

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN - What the fuck is that in your left hand, Scott? Is that... a cane?

SCOTT DISICK - It's a Brazilian Walking Stick, pried from the fingers of an old albino man on the streets of Sao Paulo. So, it's, like, really valuable.


SCOTT DISICK - Fuck off. Would you ever let me hold your Louboutins?

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN - You prance around in them when you think no one's looking.

SCOTT DISICK - Shut up about that.

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN - Shhh, Kim's talk-singing.

THE DREAM - Ok, Kim. I think we've got what we need to make this the next "Tardy for the Party."

KIM KARDASHIAN - I can't stop. I was born to do this. **talking**
Letting peeps take my photograph.
Smiling at them and all that jazz.

THE DREAM - Well, we can take a little break. My ears need to recover. Shit, I, uh, meant... I have to take a leak.

KIM KARDASHIAN - OMG, I love singing so much, I'm never going to have sex again.

THE DREAM - Wait... never?

KIM KARDASHIAN - Never. Nothing could ever top this feeling.

THE DREAM - If I'm never going to get my face between those floppy cheeks, then I gotta be straight. You sucks balls at this.

KIM KARDASHIAN - Huh? But you said I was better than your ex-wife Christina Milian.

THE DREAM - Yeah, I was lying. Please leave.

SCOTT DISICK - I knew this Brazilian walking stick was more than just an amazing statement that would set the fashion world aflame . **cracks The Dream across the face with the stick** Nobody lies to the Kardashians.

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN - But you lied on Saturday when you told Bruce his face looked really natural.

SCOTT DISICK - Shut up about that.

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