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| A be-wigged Kim Zolciak sans makeup is a vision. |
KIM ZOLCIAK - Does this spa have a fat-busting laser-bed contraption?
KANDI BURRUSS - Of course. This isn't Massage Envy.
KIM ZOLCIAK - Good. Cause I gotta get my side-boob down to a tasteful size before we go on tour.
NENE LEAKES - You two are going on a tour together? Like, sightseeing, or some shit?
KIM ZOLCIAK - A singing tour, thankyouverymuch.
KANDI BURRUSS - It wasn't my idea.
KIM ZOLCIAK - It was mine. I figured I'd ride on the coattails of someone with some talent, and showcase my jiggly bits in the process.
SHEREE WHITFIELD - I heard there's a stop in Miami.
KIM ZOLCIAK - Yeah, but that's not the big one. Charlotte and Orlando are where shit's really gonna go down.
CYNTHIA BAILEY - Orlando? As in, Orlando, Florida? Sweet! I've been meaning to have a bachelorette party... We can do it there!
SHEREE WHITFIELD - We can wear penis hats on Space Mountain!
PHAEDRA PARKS - I know a stripper who can wear his own penis as a hat.
CYNTHIA BAILEY - So if everyone's down with spending a wild girls' week in Orlando, let's all sign these contracts.
KIM ZOLCIAK - Bitch, you need to chill with these contracts.
PHAEDRA PARKS - What do you have against contracts? As a lawyer, that means you have something against my profession, which means you have something against me.
KIM ZOLCIAK - Oh yeah? Your husband's a convict!
PHAEDRA PARKS - Oh yeah? Big Poppa's in foreclosure!
CYNTHIA BAILEY - Ladies, please! Stop yelling true things at each other!
NENE LEAKES - Cynthia's right, even if she is a creepy lesbian stalker. If we're going to shout, it should be about angry delusions and lies.
SHEREE WHITFIELD - Accusing people of doing things they really did just makes for bad television.
KIM ZOLCIAK - Fine, then. Phaedra, you are very humble!
PHAEDRA PARKS - And your wig looks extremely realistic!
NENE LEAKES - Much better.
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