The Hills Episode 10 - "Welcome to the Jungle"

Justin Bobby suggests that Confederate flag apparel is only racist if you're from the South.


SCENE I

In the bowels of the dense Costa Rican jungle...

AUDRINA: I like your hat.

JUSTIN BOBBY: Thanks. Nothing says appropriate like a Confederate flag ski cap in the bowels of the dense Costa Rican jungle.

AUDRINA: Is that what that is? I thought it was the logo of a skateboard company. You are soooo political.

JUSTIN BOBBY: Just another layer to the Justin Bobby onion, baby. Peel me.

AUDRINA: Well, you could just get an exfoliating treatment at the spa here. It's not as expensive as you'd -

JUSTIN BOBBY: No, I don't really want to be peeled. It was a lewd sexual suggestion.

AUDRINA: Me and metaphors go together about as well as your hat and a leisurely stroll around Watts.

JUSTIN BOBBY: I tried that once. Maybe I'll show you my scar sometime.

AUDRINA: I'd love that. You're so brave.



SCENE II

At a Costa Rican beachside bar, populated by early 20s fauxhemians...

BRODY: You're like a little sister to me.

KRISTIN: What? I can't believe you would say something that incredibly hurtful.

BRODY: No, I meant in the way Kendall and Kylie are my little sisters. Meaning I would so hit that.

KRISTIN: So you're saying you want to love me down in a similar way you want to love down your pre-teen half-sisters?

BRODY: Is that so wrong?

KRISTIN: Nothing ever sounded so right.