Wednesday, June 30, 2010

The Hills Episode 10 - "Welcome to the Jungle"

Justin Bobby suggests that Confederate flag apparel is only racist if you're from the South.


In the bowels of the dense Costa Rican jungle...

AUDRINA: I like your hat.

JUSTIN BOBBY: Thanks. Nothing says appropriate like a Confederate flag ski cap in the bowels of the dense Costa Rican jungle.

Is that what that is? I thought it was the logo of a skateboard company. You are soooo political.

Just another layer to the Justin Bobby onion, baby. Peel me.

Well, you could just get an exfoliating treatment at the spa here. It's not as expensive as you'd -

No, I don't really want to be peeled. It was a lewd sexual suggestion.

AUDRINA: Me and metaphors go together about as well as your hat and a leisurely stroll around Watts.

JUSTIN BOBBY: I tried that once. Maybe I'll show you my scar sometime.

I'd love that. You're so brave.


At a Costa Rican beachside bar, populated by early 20s fauxhemians...

BRODY: You're like a little sister to me.

KRISTIN: What? I can't believe you would say something that incredibly hurtful.

BRODY: No, I meant in the way Kendall and Kylie are my little sisters. Meaning I would so hit that.

So you're saying you want to love me down in a similar way you want to love down your pre-teen half-sisters?

Is that so wrong?

KRISTIN: Nothing ever sounded so right.

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