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| Kristen Doute |
James and Kristen make amends...
JAMES KENNEDY - I'm sorry for calling you a psycho slut in front of your trainer while he smoked cigarettes and looked bored.
KRISTEN DOUTE - I'm sorry, too. I should be more on the DL when obsessing over my ex-boyfriend.
JAMES KENNEDY - I love you, Kristen.
KRISTEN DOUTE -Thank you.
Kristen invites Stassi to lunch...
STASSI SCHROEDER - I'll have the egg salad.
KRISTEN DOUTE - Bold choice.
STASSI SCHROEDER - Leaving the house without under eye concealer was also a bold choice.
KRISTEN DOUTE - I can't sleep at night, Stassi. Visions of sweet redemption keep floating through my head.
STASSI SCHROEDER - As someone who once threatened you with a dildo dipped in acid, I recommend letting this whole thing go.
KRISTEN DOUTE - Letting it go? But I don't work at SUR anymore. What would my storyline be?
STASSI SCHROEDER - Don't ask me. I'll be lucky if I even make it onto the finale.
Peter and Stassi meet for drinks...
PETER MADRIGAL - Did you invite me here to have ex-sex?
STASSI SCHROEDER - No. I just use you to feed me gossip and look at my weight-gain boobs.
PETER MADRIGAL - **looks at her boobs**
STASSI SCHROEDER - I have a boyfriend, Peter.
PETER MADRIGAL - Really? Where has he been?
STASSI SCHROEDER - Canada.
PETER MADRIGAL - Where in Canada?
STASSI SCHROEDER - Um... Saskatchewan.
Kristen holds court at a dinner gathering...
KRISTEN DOUTE - I've gathered you all here today to discuss Tom and Ariana's relationship.
SCHEANA MARIE SHAY - How dare you invite us to a dinner THE WEEK AFTER MY WEDDING.
SHAY - Yeah!
SCHEANA MARIE SHAY - Stop talking.
SHAY - Ok.
KRISTEN DOUTE - Jax, admit it. Admit Tom slept with Miami Girl.
JAX TAYLOR - Fine. Tom slept with Miami Girl. Can we order now?
KRISTEN DOUTE - VICTORY IS MINE! **runs around the table with her arms over her head**
JAX TAYLOR - I'll have the bleu cheese bison burger. **closes menu**
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