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At Posche, the hottest boutique targeted at middle-aged ladies in a North Jersey strip mall...
KIM G - Who's an old lady now, Teresa? Huh?
**crickets**
KIM G - Whatever. She's just jealous she can't compete with this. **gestures to her figure with her cane**
**coughs, throat-clearing**
MELISSA GORGA - **comes out of dressing room in cat suit** Whaddya think?
KIM D - Eeeeee! That thrice-daily puke is doing you good, girl!
MELISSA GORGA - **coyly** Aw, shucks...
KIM D - Hey, wanna walk in the Posche fashion show?
MELISSA GORGA - Gee, I dunno, you think I could do it? **busts out Tyra walk**
KATHY WAKILE - **comes out of dressing room in floral mumu** I guess this is from the "Mommy Line?"
KIM D - Homer Simpson himself couldn't wear it better. Wanna walk in the Posche fashion show?
KATHY WAKILE - I'll have to check with Lebanese Jeff Goldblum, but it shouldn't be a problem.
KIM D - Great! I've asked just about everybody who's come in the shop to walk. Jacquelin Laurita's gonna walk, Teresa Giudice's gonna walk, Critterfur Manzo's gonna walk...
KIM G - **comes out wearing a pink prom dress** Here I am!
**silence**
KIM G - Anybody? Anybody?
**more silence**
KIM G - Kim D, aren't you going to ask me to walk in the Posche fashion show?
KIM D - Uh, um, we've got an age limit. Its a liability thing, people over 75 are more likely to have a hip injury...
KIM G - But I'm only 54!
KIM D - Oh. Shit. Gotta go! **runs out of the store**
KIM G - She's just not ready for this jelly. **booty pops**
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