Reality News

 You know what else is real? Poop. That doesn't mean I want to listen to it sing.
‘Real Housewives’ Star Simon van Kempen Competes with Rachel Black 

 What's shocking is that Gary Shirley has only had one girlfriend in his life. Bitches be picky.
Gary Shirley and Amber Portwood Break Up For Millionth Time  

"Slob on my delicious shrimp and asparagus risotto."
Three 6 Mafia to Appear on VH1 Reality Show, 'Famous Food'

Whatever, dick. Maybe if you would have fed her dogs you'd still have a left arm.
Tom Lippolis: JWoww Freaking Stabbed Me!