Scene I
TONYA: I cannot believe you just brought up the time you brought up the topic of me masturbating in a room full of people!
VERONICA: That's right! I brought up bringing it up, and I'd bring up bringing it up again!
TONYA: (lurching at Veronica) I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE COULD HEAR!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (kills Veronica).
Scene II
KENNY: So did you love her? The way you love me?
EVAN: Silly boy. That's not even possible. You know that.
KENNY: Let's hold each other in the dark and discuss our plan to destroy all womankind.
EVAN: Can we hold each other... (reaching around) .... here?
KENNY: Oh, please, my sweet. All night long.
Scene III
NEVAEH, KATIE'S FUTURE DAUGHTER: So what happened then, momma? After you found the plunjy in your bed?
KATIE: (chuckling softly) Oh, my little angel. It's pronounced plunger. I've never been as demoralized and broken down as I was at that moment. You haven't experienced humiliation until you've found a plunger in your bed. I pray that such a fate never befalls you.
NEVAEH: And so then you left the challenge, to be a wife and mom?
KATIE: I always knew I wanted you, Heaven spelled backwards. But there are some things a woman's got to do before she moves on. And so I took that device used to release stoppages in toilets, and I swung it. I swung it with all my might in the general direction of the boys that I suspected of placing it where I lay.
NEVAEH: Momma? You're my hero.
KATIE: (stroking Nevaeh's sweat-matted hair) Shhhh.... shhhh....
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