Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Bromance- And my Bromance Officially Begins

So I'm only half way through "Bromance", and I don't want to oversell it, but its pretty much the best television show ever.  Its right up there with "MASH" and "Gunsmoke".  Okay, I've never seen either of those shows, but they sound fun.

I always thought the phrase 'Bromance' was a neologism like 'showmance' or 'ginormous', but it only occurred to me at the start of the show that this wonderful title also works because its Bro-dy Jenner.  Yes, I'm that slow.

Brody Jenner, where do I begin?  He is a douchebag, no doubt about it.  He's the kind of likeable douchebag that can pull off his douche-itude.  I think he owns his douchebaggery, so its hard not to like him, despite the fact that he is rich, famous, and good looking.

I apologize if I've missed the names of any of the contestants, as I may just reference them by their characteristics.  So far my least favorite character is Jacob.  For starters, he lives with his Grandpa in La Habra, a city so ghetto that we Orange Countians refer to it as 'Guadalahabra' due to its approximate cleanliness to a third world city.

My second least favorite contestant is Chris P, for no other reason then that its 2008 and dude wears a tucked in polo shirt and backwards hat.  I think I'm going to have fun watching this show just for the ability to judge these guys.

Tonight's premise was to send the guys out on the streets of Hollywood to find two hot chicks to bring to a Frederick's of Hollywood fashion show at Hush.  Its a noble cause obviously.  Not surprisingly, the guys you would last assume would be able to pull chicks are the guys who actually do.  Never sell a guy short for being himself instead of some douchey loser who uses lame pick up lines and takes his shirt off on Hollywood Boulevard (Chris P).

Best line of the night: "To virgins and lesbians, thanks for nothing".  I think that about says it all.

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