The Bachelor, Ben Flajnik - Episode 5

This is not a real diamond.

Jersey Shore, Episode 4 - "Free Vinny"

Reunited, and it feels so good. But not in a gay way, bro.

 

 

 

The Challenge, Battle of the Exes Episode 1 - "Love is a Battlefield"

Dunbar is fit, fresh, and ready to have honey smeared all over his parts.

Dance Moms, Episode 3 - "Brooke's Turning Point"

Holly Madison lends Maddie her costume from Peepshow!

The Bachelor, Ben Flajnik - Episode 4

Dance Moms, Episode 2 - "Return Of The Candy Apples"

She's back, and rocking smart casual from Talbot's.

The Bachelor, Ben Flajnik - Episode 3

Livin' like a local in San Fran.

Jersey Shore, Episode 2- One Man Down

Mama, can you hear me?

Dance Moms, Episode 1 - "Everyone's Replaceable"

Abby Lee takes first at Boogie Down Greensboro.

The Bachelor, Ben Flajnik - Episode 2

Ben Flajnik takes orders from that bitchy little girl with the dark hair.

Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Episode 5 - "Cats Away, Mice Play"

Nothing says bad-ass bro-weekend like Canada.

Jersey Shore, Episode 1- "Hurricane Situation"

D-d-d-douch-douch uNIT!

Teen Mom 2, Episode 5 - "Home for Christmas"

Worst thing about being poor? Low-quality fake Santa beards.

"The Bachelor", Ben Flajnik - Episode 1

Bitches be blindfoldin'.

The Real World San Diego - Reunion

A treatise on Maria Menounos's alarming lack of journalistic objectivity.

Teen Mom 2, Episode 3 - "Intensive Care"

How many times can Leah say "MRI of her brain" in one episode?

The Real World San Diego Episode 12 - "An End to the Endless Summer" and "The Shit They Should Have Shown"

Best Buddies.

Teen Mom 2, Episode 2 - "Curveball"

We are family. I got my kid, dick ex, and me.

Kourtney and Kim Take New York Episode 3 - "Babies on the Brain"

Happier times.

The Real World San Diego Episode 10 - "Camp Out, Drag Out, Sing Out"

"Livin' in a hotel, with mom and dad and stuff. Yeah yeah yeah." - photo - mtv.com