I Used to Be Fat Episode 8 - "Janelle"

Janelle just died in Vanessa's arms tonight. For real. She's dead now.

Kim & Kourtney Take New York Episode 1 - "The Honeymoon is Over"

Kris hates living at a free luxury hotel with two beautiful women.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 12 - "The Great Divide"

Taylor's party is so awesome that Stevie Ray Vaughan came back from the dead to attend. photo - bravotv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 8 - "Stolen Show, Stolen Hearts, Stolen Motorcycles"

Priscilla takes a walk with Ron Weasley.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 11 - "Tempest in a Tea Party"

The Real World San Diego Episode 7 - "It's My Party And I'll Bang If I Want To"

I Used to Be Fat Episode 5 - "Sammy"

Say "cheese!" But don't fucking eat any, ever. photo -mtv.com

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 10 - "Your Face Or Mine"

People pay Psychic Rebecca to paraphrase situations she saw on TV.   photo - bravotv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 6 - "Pride and Prejudice"

Friday Night Reading Lights. photo - mtv.com

I Used to Be Fat Episode 4 - "Latrice"

The Real World San Diego Episode 5 - "Over the Rainbow"

Nothing's sexier than shooting something and watching the blood and guts spill out all over the place. photo - mtv.com

I Used To Be Fat Episode 3 - "Lindsay"

My dad's a dick, rah rah rah!  - photo - mtv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 3 - "Hair-Razing Arguments And Sticky Situations"

Rorschach my heart.  photo -bravotv.com

I Used To Be Fat Episode 2 - "Terra"

Trainer Jimi helps Terra's confidence by pretending she is a horse. photo - mtv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 3 - "A Pig Walks Into A Gay Bar..."

Welcome to my Sex Room. photo - mtv.com

I Used To Be Fat Episode 1 - "Josh"

Josh used to be fat, but now he is skinny with mounds of excess flesh. So... success? photo - mtv.com

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 6 - "Let the Games Begin"

"I will fucking KILL. YOU." photo-bravotv.com

Real World San Diego Episode 2 - "Danas, Derrieres and Drama"

The life of a bi-sexual man living rent-free on the beach is a tortuous one.  photo - mtv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 1 - "First Impressions"

This is a lady with ladyparts. photo - mtv.com

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 3 - "Gossip Girls"