Real Housewives of New York Episode 4 - "Ramona'd"

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And she's just as non-interesting as you imagined she'd be.
Interview With Hope Dworaczyk

Run, Kroy. Faster than when another player is chasing you, or whatever sports cliche is appropriate here. I don't know sports. Sorry.
Did Kim Zolciak’s NFL Beau Call Off the Wedding?

Time to expand the double wide.
'Teen Mom' Leah Messer pregnant again?

Oh, so now having ass sex with another man on camera is "gay porn?" Pssssh...
The Real World's Dustin Zito on His Gay Porn Past

The Real World Las Vegas Episode 8 - "Dustin Shows His Hand, Heather Folds"

Frat Pad's just a couple 'a guys, watchin' sports, chuggin' beers, and havin' sex with each other. Photo - mtv.com

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She's also in denial about being good at runway-walking. **pump it pump it pump it**
'Housewives' Star Peggy Tanous: "I Was In Denial" About Postpartum Depression

You snooze, you lose, Stephen Colletti.
Jay Cutler, Kristin Cavallari Prepping Wedding

Then he must be dead. That's the only answer.
'The Bachelor': Emily Maynard Back on Twitter But No Brad Womack

It's a tragedy when a family that only exists because of one night of humping in an '89 Chevy Caprice breaks up.
Teen Mom Leah Messer moves out of her and Corey's house

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He's up for Husband of the Year, as long as he gets his f*ckin' half-dozen pears
Drita D'Avanzo's husband Lee D'Avanzo is in jail for bank robbery

Some men have a penchant for old lady ass crack.
Michael Lohan Dating 'Real Housewife' Kim Granatell

"Star" is Placentia-ese for "Drunk."
Audrina Patridge 'not surprised' mom is a star

Changing lives, one mechanical bull and watered-down Long Island at a time.
Exclusive Saddle Ranch Cast Interview W/ Robb Zbacnik, Rachel Lay & Cassie

Real Housewives of Orange County Episode 8 - "Kiss and Tell"

Sometimes, not even a chaste kiss with another woman from over a year ago is scandalous enough to get you a slot on a reality show. photo - bravotv.com

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No, Vick-Tard, you caused the divorce by being on the show for six seasons.
'Real Housewife': The show caused my divorce

Ew, a skinny meatball? No thanks.
Snooki Lost A Lot of Weight, No Longer A Grenade

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 You know what else is real? Poop. That doesn't mean I want to listen to it sing.
‘Real Housewives’ Star Simon van Kempen Competes with Rachel Black 

 What's shocking is that Gary Shirley has only had one girlfriend in his life. Bitches be picky.
Gary Shirley and Amber Portwood Break Up For Millionth Time  

"Slob on my delicious shrimp and asparagus risotto."
Three 6 Mafia to Appear on VH1 Reality Show, 'Famous Food'

Whatever, dick. Maybe if you would have fed her dogs you'd still have a left arm.
Tom Lippolis: JWoww Freaking Stabbed Me!

The Real World Las Vegas Episode 7 - "Cooke Monsters"

"Cooke" cooks up some trouble. photo - mtv.com

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Gretchen Christine Beaute goes to court-ay.
'Real Housewife' Gretchen Rossi Sued For Fraud 

Guess we can all cancel Brokeback Mountain (or other gay sex movie) from our Netflix queue.
Manzo bros. to get more screentime during Season 3 of 'Housewives' 

Oh, this took place in FLORIDA? You don't say.
Jennifer Del Rio, 16 and Pregnant Star, Accused of Slugging Baby Daddy Josh Smith

I'd have more to say about this, but I've already killed myself.
Are Brad Womack and Emily Maynard over?

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Jim Bellino stinks up Kourtney Kardashian's b-day with his bloaty-bloat stench.
Bellinos… What is Their ‘Creep’ Number? 

Oh, it was an "accident", Roberto? Is that so?
Ali Fedotowsky has kayak accident and gets five staples in head 

It's high time gays had the same opportunity to have sex in front of cameras so their grandmas will eventually see.
TV producers scout Boystown for reality show

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But she can't promise it won't happen again. Maybe even this week, if there's a sale on Dewar's at BevMo.
Audrina's Mom Apologizes for Her Filmed Drunken Rant on 'Audrina' Premiere

Kroy Jr. already wants out.
Kim Zolciak hosts classy baby shower

If the fur coat fits...
'Mob Wives' debuts, gets Staten Islanders talking about the Mafia stereotype portrayed

I can hear Barbara screaming from five states away.
"Teen Mom 2" Star Jenelle Evan's Sister Is Pregnant With Triplets

Real Housewives of Orange County Episode 7 - "Riches to Rags"

No you di-int, Jesus Barbie. Photo - bravot.tv.

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Pinched-nostril sounding "Clonk!"
Celebrity Apprentice Star NeNe Leakes Wants More Plastic Surgery

Pictures of fat slabs of dough always fly off the magazine racks.
Tareq Salahi in Playgirl

T-shirt with bullet holes tiiiiiiiime...
G Unit Records to Sign Jersey Shore’s DJ Pauly D

The kid from "Deliverance" tries out married life.
Is Teen Mom's Maci Bookout engaged to Kyle King?

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"Darl Goes to Jail." Like "Earnest Goes to Jail", but with more anal rape.
Butch From ‘Teen Mom’ Back Behind Bars….Again

Interestingly enough, the set is a basement in Van Nuys. Wear a condom, Jill.

Jill Zarin To Guest Star On ‘White Collar’ 

She dodged a fire-crotched bullet on that one.
Audrina Patridge `dating Prince Harry`s friend`

As if The Olds needed more proof that Manhattan was "better in the 80s".
Kim Kardashian On Moving To NYC: My Boyfriend, Kris Humphries, Is Here & It’s A Natural Progression!

Real Housewives of New York City Episode 2 - "March Madness"

Quick, we need an excuse to wear our wedding dresses again. Photo - Bravotv.com

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Who needs friends when you have a plastic surgeon?
'Real Housewife' Jill Zarin Debuts Dramatic New Look

I think he doth protest too much...

Ology Exclusive: Interview With Dustin Zito ('Real World Las Vegas')

Add another name to the already full chore wheel...
 Sister Wives' Kody and Robyn Brown expecting

Why are we worried about gays destroying the institution of marriage again?
 "Teen Mom 2" star Leah Messer and Husband Corey Simms Divorcing

The Real World Las Vegas Episode 6 - "Sexiles/Exiles"

True love waits... three months after one of you gets kicked off of a reality show for breaking shit. Photo - MTV.com

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Finally! A daytime talker for viewers who find "The Talk" too intellectually overreaching.
Ali Fedotowsky Lands View-Like Talk Show

If only Speidi would learn from their past mistakes...

Whitney Port 'won't do show with boyfriend'

The cabs might be here, but the applause is noticeably absent. 
 Charlie Sheen Bombs in Boston Despite Pauly D. Joining Him Onstage

People who live in glass whorehouses shouldn't throw stones. 
 Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis Calls Miami Housewives "Train Wrecks"

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This show is going to get the shit watched out of it.

Heidi Montag, Jake Pavelka, Danielle Staub & Three 6 Mafia In The Kitchen

It's like a rectal exam being more popular than a pap smear.

NY Housewife Jill Zarin Upset Ramona Singer Is More Popular With Fans!

Two boys and one closeted lesbian from the Laguna Beach High School Class of '04 disagree.
Lauren Conrad Insists She's 'Never Been The Sexy Girl'

Try taking time off from not eating.
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Giuliana Rancic Taking Time Off From Trying For Baby